Yes, yes, yes, we know we usually do 4. In this case we could only find 3 good products that weren't a t-shirt so we're gonna cheat a little bit on this one. See what's cool about these products is that they are non-partisan. Everyone likes to get drunk, so let's put our difference aside shall we and just celebrate the things that do make us happy. Let's dive in!
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If you are gonna get drunk, the least we can do is provide you the way to keep your drinks as cool as possible. This can cooler is only $5.90 on Amazon and it has a 4.7 star rating on over 200 reviews.
Kinda hard to get drunk if you can't open up the bottles of booze. You can never go wrong with a classic bar fly opener. You can get it on Amazon for only $7.99 and it has a 4.6 star rating on over 250 reviews.
Can't argue with the fact that if we are trying to make American drunk again, physically attaching the beer to you is as good of a strategy as any. It's a super popular product. It can be had for only $17.26 and it has a 4.6 star rating on over 2900 reviews.
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