Opening up a bottle is always more fun when you can throw a pun in there with it. There is no question that the number one pun when it comes to opening a bottle of beer has to be the "take your top off" pun. We think it's pretty much the only way you can say this to a woman and not get slapped. Heck even if she knows you are referring to the pun you might get slapped so say it at your own risk. Make sure you have this thing mounted up on the wall in plain view so people know exactly what you are talking about. Otherwise you are playing with fire. You can get it on Amazon for only $11.95 and it has a 4.7 star score on over 500 ratings.
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